Top 10 Candid Moments from Day 1 of the 2004 Democrat National Convention
#10
Democrat Senate hopeful Barack Obama explains to a crowd of staunch female supporters that the best way they can help him is to "bend over to the front, touch your toes, and get low!"
#9
Michael Moore questions former Republican President Ronald Reagan's son, "So your saying it's legal for two men to get married in Massachusetts? What about an overweight film director and a goat? No? Damn"
#8
DNC insiders made no attempt to hide their puppets as they led them out on stage one by one to entertain the crowd.
#7
"Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House. HUAAAAAH!"
#6
Former Presidential candidate Dick Gephardt explains to a kindly elder gentlemen, "Look buddy, I've had a bad day and if you don't stop pointing your God damned finger at me I am going to kick your scrawny little ass."
#5
Former Vice President Al Gore re-enacts the infamous kiss with wife Tipper that seemed to work so well for them last time around.
#4
Not scheduled to address the convention delegates until Thursday, presumed Democrat nominee John Kerry spent the day giving out free prostate examinations outside the convention center to attendees.
#3
Senator Hillary Clinton struggles to fight off sexual advances from her husband, former President Bill Clinton.
#2
Never far behind, Monica Lewinski does what she does best.
#1
John Kerry avoided watching late night speeches as he prepared for his weekly BOTOX injections.
**Bonus Moment**
Clinton rallies his fanatical socialist followers by throwing them the secret sign. "Hile Clinton!"
JoeCartoon racks up his second straight win and 25 more points by correctly identifying the Vietnam Veterans Against the War secret meeting where political assassinations of US senators were discussed, in a time when political assassination were running rampant throughout Europe and in the U.S. Joe also correctly identified Presidential candidate John Kerry as the person caught in the middle of this conspiracy. When asked about Kansas City, John Kerry emphatically denied ever having been to Kansas City in that time period. However, later documents released by the FBI, performing an investigation at the time of the meeting, showed Kerry did indeed attend that meeting and in fact had resigned from the organization at that very meeting.
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