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anisettekiss - 2004-07-14 12:27:55
What is this? Who makes it? Where is it made? Where is it used? What is it being used for? That, my dear friend is a Minority Worker Eliminator ZX5400. The legion of Whitey and his Gang of Uptight Arses fabricated the whole contraption, but the actual Eliminator was mass produced by General Motors. The Eliminator ZX, as it is called affectionatley by those in the know, is used in any region in the U.S. where brown people are found. It is being used to eliminate Minority workers to both increase U.S. jobs for U.S. workers and eliminate Cancer in children, because we all know that is caused by brown people who work in the U.S. *caution* If you do not think this is funny, kiss my ass. It is too!
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anisettekiss - 2004-07-14 12:30:28
The horror of the poor brown people cowering to the power of the Eliminator ZX is almost too horrible to watch... almost.
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JuddHole - 2004-07-14 13:33:50
Dude, that's what happens when rednecks with welding torches get ahold of the CAT you left the keys in.
Like the dude up in Granby, CO that fashioned hisself a honey and went around flattening the town.
That was so cool.
Up until the point where he ate his pistol.
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Michelle - 2004-07-14 15:34:15
That's the Windows Tanker 3000 by Bill Gates. He hacked into the military's database and had this built as a present to himself for being the richest A-hole on the planet. He decided it would be a good idea to run down all the Macintosh employees while they were on their lunch break in...a place that has hills and large boulders. Damn i suck today.
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