Everyone goes poop
Everyone Goes Poop
By Hotcarl
Yes, it's the truth,
everyone goes poop.
Some do it in their pants,
then do the soar butt dance.
Some may make it to the pot,
push, push give it all they got.
Careful not to leave any behind,
or a white tip they may find.
Sometimes it's soft and brown,
others it may be hard and round.
It may be chock full of nuts,
it may be green with blood clots.
Three sheets or even four,
when it's brown use some more.
When it's really long and brown,
two flushes should get it down.
So remember this before you toot,
push too hard, you just might poop.
Have fun,
j
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