A Legend in My Own Mind
Last week I was perusing my diaryland stats page and noticed I had been getting several hits from Google. I decided to investigate further. Much to my amazement, I discovered I was number one, numero uno, the big enchilada, the sultan of blog, the premiere purveyor of poo. All titles aside, I am the number one search result for �hotcarl� on Google.
Not wanting to let my fifteen minutes pass me by, I quickly moved to capitalize on my new found glory. Along with a line of action figures, children�s books, and sexual aides, I have taken steps to launch a new line of hotcarl themed restaurants, HotCarl�s Danglin� Diner.
These new establishments will feature a menu riddled with delicacies you�d expect to find in a place bearing the hotcarl name such as Chocolate Covered Bean Poll filled with creamy pearl sauce and Dirty Sanchez Surprise, a local favorite. Be sure to stop by and take advantage of our now famous �All You Can Suck For Under a Buck� special. Remember at HotCarl�s Danglin� Diner, there�s always plenty of parking in the rear.
Until next time kids,
j
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