Fuck them up their stupid asses!
My new favorite bible quotes:
EZEKIEL 4:12-15
4:12 God tells Ezekiel to eat barley cakes that are made with "the dung that cometh out of man." (Yum!)
4:15 God trades "cow's dung for man's dung" and then he tells Ezekiel to make bread out of the cow's dung.
When they said God was vengeful, they never said he was also a funny ass bastard. Rock on God, make him eat that steamy pile of shit and then after he shits out the shit, make him eat that shit too!
The Bible Code, for those of you who are not privy to it, is a scientific method for determining the past, present, and future by utilizing the mathematical Equidistant Lettering System or ELS for short. For example, we are going to take the work �poop� and will look for it in the following lines of text. To find it we will utilize ELS. ELS is the system of finding letters that are exactly X characters away from each other. So in our example we will look for the word �poop� and use an ELS of 10.
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not his own and had taken it.� He was lost and so was his sanity
Now we must take that text and lay it out in a matrix with our key word aligned to the right of the grid, as so:
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Using the above grid, we will look for other words that will help us decipher to mysterious Bible Code relating to �poop.� To do so, we will make use of the word find game we all used as kids. Pretend there are various words hidden above, but you have no key to find those words. How many words can you find?
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As you can see we are starting to get a picture. We found the following words in this example:
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Our key word was "poop." It would appear we are going to sit and/or lean in some hot poop. Is this something that happened in the past, is it happening now, or could it be the future? It is simply amazing what secrets the Bible Code can unlock.
NewProphecy snuck in and got the full correct answer, I think 25 points his/her way. BTW, I went to your diaryland site and I can safely say I felt lost. Is that supposed to be some kind of fortune cookie quote or something?
According to Bible Code followers the code reveals the Earth will end in the year 2012 from a comet or war. Here is a list of more fun things the Bible Code has to offer.
Question 1/2
How many words can you find in the Poop-10 matrix shown above? You can find words upwords, downwords, forward, backward, diagonal, or using ELS (for instance words found every other letter). The most creative result wins.
Have fun,
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