The Unmistakable Price of Fame
Click to enlarge.You knew the MasterCard one was coming, it�s just too obvious� For all these offshore subject strips I�ve been doing, you�d think I�d been laid off or something. Thankfully, that hasn�t happened yet.
I just read an article in the KC Star stating Bank of America has just opened a subsidiary in India and plans on hiring 1500 workers and laying off several here in the U.S. Thankfully BoA explains they will be replacing those high paying jobs being laid off by opening new branches and hiring a lot of bank tellers. We can all sleep safe tonight.
What is it with reality TV and FOX? Don�t get me wrong, I like Reality TV, in fact, I am addicted to it. But do we need such great shows as "Playing it Straight," "Who wants to marry a midget? or the littlest bachelor, whatever it was called", and the upcoming "Seriously, Dude, I�m Gay." What�s next?
- Coming this summer on FOX�s all new season�
- She was lost and hungry in the woods�
- They were hairy and big�
- Find out what happens when we put a starving, semi-naked, semi-overweight, super model in a home with three grizzly bears that haven�t been fed in over a week.
- �Goldie Locks and the 3 man eating bears�
- Coming Tuesdays in June.
- Oh yeah, the bears are all gay�
- And she needs a make over�
What happened to the good old reality TV shows were everyone talks shit and stabs each other in the back? At least the WB�s �Super Star USA� is keeping my thirst for psychological scarring quenched. There�s nothing funnier than taking a super hot chick that can sing so good she makes Whitney look like a crack whore, bad example... makes Celion look like a rat faced monkey, another bad example� makes a really good singer sound average, that�s much better, and tells her she sucks goat ass when it comes to singing, but because she�s so hot she should go out with the Simon-like judge for dinner and a screw. I can�t wait to see the look on the face of these no talent, ego-maniacs when they get told the truth.
Until next time kids,
j
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