Show me your ass, Missour-ah!
I assume you have heard the news by now, but perhaps you have not. For those that haven�t and those that I am going to force to listen to it again, here it is, the news as it were. Missouri votes to ban gay marriage. That�s right; a constitutional amendment in Missour-ah has been passed by voters across the state with an overwhelming margin of 71%. The Show Me state being the first to do so since the controversial court decision in Massachusetts.
I think most of you are familiar with my stance on this subject. It�s always been my opinion that people should be able to do what ever they want as long as it doesn�t hurt anyone else. Gay marriage doesn�t hurt me, so I say, �so what.� The inevitable argument that follows, �what about a guy and his dog getting married?� Again I say, �Doesn�t hurt me. So what? Just keep him off my lawn and it�s all good.�
What is it that makes people so scarred of two dudes getting married? These people worry about the institution of marriage, but are still getting divorced at rates well above 50%. Hello people, divorce has done more to hurt marriage than any buttpumper or clitdiddler ever could!
Good news for these has-beens! These idiots have decided to team up to try and save their fledgling recording carriers by violating the McCain-Feingold election reform act.
Bad news for John Kerry. Vets exploited by Mr. Kerry�s campaign are pissed and going to tell the world the truth about John Kerry�s prestigious four month military career.
Just some of the fun facts to be disclosed in the above book upon its release:
- Two of John Kerry's three Purple Heart decorations resulted from self-inflicted wounds, not suffered under enemy fire.
- All three of Kerry's Purple Hearts were for minor injuries, not requiring a single hour of hospitalization.
- A "fanny wound" was the highlight of Kerry's much touted "no man left behind" Bronze Star.
- Kerry turned the tragic death of a father and small child in a Vietnamese fishing boat into an act of "heroism" by filing a false report on the incident.
- Kerry entered an abandoned Vietnamese village and slaughtered the domestic animals owned by the civilians and burned down their homes with his Zippo lighter.
- Kerry's reckless behavior convinced his colleagues that he had to go -- becoming the only Swift Boat veteran to serve only four months.
The answer to yesterday�s question was as follows:
Anisettekiss was the first with the correct answer, followed by many others. She gets 10 points for her answer. 5 points more for noting she actually has been paying attention. And everyone on yesterdays comments gets another 69 points for talking so dirty and getting me all worked up.
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Question 13:
John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, ���
What did the bartender say?
Have fun,
j
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